Hacker's Humor


Welcome to Hacker's Humor where you will find witticisms and illustrations that any hacker can use to add life to his sermons.  Thanks to "Double Bubble" (a.k.a. Stephen Bryant) for much of the material in this section.

Hacker's Greatest Sports Quotes

Hacker's Favorite Ad Headlines

Bubba's Personality Test


Miscellaneous Humor

Miscellaneous Humor (part 2)

Miscellaneous Humor (part 3)

Bubba's Favorite Theories

Hacker's Favorite Southern Boy Stories

Hacker's Favorite Excuses for
Missing Ballgames

Bro. Bubba on Trust

Hacker's Cautions For the Ministry

Bubba on Philosophy

Hacker's Favorite Children's
Renditions of Bible Stories

"Whether therefore ye eat or drink or whatsoever ye do, do all to the glory of God."  1 Cor. 10:31

He who toots his own horn usually plays a solo.

The Bible is a living book.  It is dry preaching that makes is seem like a dead book.

"For by grace are ye saved through faith, and that not or yourselves. It is a gift of God, not of works lest any man should boast.  For we are his workmanship created in Christ Jesus unto good works which God hath before ordained that we should walk in them."
     --Eph. 2:8-10

Preach so as to "screw the truth" into people's head.